Category: Funnies

This is a list of excuses that was heard or we used during the course of our escapades. Please drop us a line of you’ve any more…. “Up the ar$e of Timo!” Uttered by Marcus with that famous gesture explaining the time loss on a stage. The gesture can be…

Go on and try these. We promise that you won’t be committed by your colleagues, As long as you are not dragged in front of HR and try to throw us under the bus…… ONE-POINT DARE THREE-POINT DARES FIVE-POINT DARES

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, ‘Oh sh*t’ANGLE GRINDER : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too…

AUDI: BMW: FIAT: FORD: GM: HONDA: HYUNDAI: JEEP: KIA: LOTUS: MAZDA: MG: PORSCHE: SAAB: SUBARU: TOYOTA: TRIUMPH: TR: VOLVO: VW:

We felt that this is needed, as we seem to spend most of our time with the book in one hand, spanner in the other, and oil in cup of Tea! Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise.Translation: Clamp with vise-grips then beat repeatedly with hammer counterclockwise.Haynes: This is a snug fit.Translation: You will…

Here is the Red Mist guide to car ads, and what they really mean… Low recorded mileage – The seller suspects it has been clocked. Genuine low mileage – The seller has no idea whether it has been clocked, but the seats aren’t worn. Some service history – Up to 32,000 km.  Unfortunately…

Well, its’ back – the infamous Red Mist Rally Dictionary…….. The list is not complete. If there is any addition to be made, let us know. The list is a gathering of my own musings, overheard conversations and collected funnies. If there is any more, drop us a line